Cruise Withdrawal
Ever been on a cruise? We went on a Disney Cruise, the whole family. It was INCREDIBLE. But, now we're back and we all have cruise withdrawal. I expect it to be a recognized clinical disorder, like postpartum syndrome, post traumatic syndrome or ADD. It will probably be featured on Law and Order or some other crime drama with court cases.
"We find the defendant not guilty your honor. He has 'post traumatic Disney cruise line withdrawal' or PTDCLW."
Gasps are heard all over the courtroom. Children cry. A group of older women and in the back praying.
OK, maybe not. But, man! I wanna go back.
Here's to DCL!
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